I absolutely love it when you, my power cord for my laptop, decided that you want to fray all of the stinkin' wires and stop working. Why must you fail me after a wonderful three years of relationship. I thought you loved me and we both got something out of this relationship. Now I am without my computer for a few days while my new lover comes through UPS or USPS or Fed-ex. Whatever. I see how it is, you just decided that you wanted someone better. So I will aid in your new relationship, by helping you bond and placing you in the trash. Hope you like your new home. It's been swell. I know I put you to work a lot, but I hope you can try to remember all the good times we had. Farewell laptop power cord.
I'll miss you.