I'm changing my profession!

Yup. I still haven't found a job. My account at WaMu is severely dwindling down to nothing. To top it off, I was denied unemployment insurance by the evil nice and unhelpful people at Oregon Unemployment. You see, apparently you can't go to school while collecting unemployment. So, I am considering something that I thought I would never do.

Yup, I'm joining the circus. I'm not sure what my talent will be, but I'm thinking that before you know it, I will be the most famous elephant rider trapezist lion tamer ticket collector you've seen on this side of the Mississippi. Wish me luck as I embark on my new journey!